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Turkey: $25
Plates: $10
Canned Cranberry: $2
Having the whole family over: HELL
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4.1/5 (53 votes)

Submitted by: qt8586248
Thanksgiving is a day to give thanks, that's why I am thanking you for leaving me alone. Thanks!!!
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3.1/5 (11 votes)

Submitted by: steve19
Merry Thanksgiving to all and to all a good....oops, wrong holiday. Happy Thanksgiving.
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2.8/5 (15 votes)

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The Turkey Says,"Hey Look They invited Me For Dinner!"
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3.6/5 (37 votes)

Submitted by: RedFlamingo478
Running around the woods in a turkey suit protesting the hunting of innocent turkeys... I think I hear someone...
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4.0/5 (16 votes)

Submitted by: shinnythimble
Im either
a)waiting to stuff my face with food
b)stuffing my face with food
c)stuffing my face with more food
or
d)resting after stuffing my face with food
Happy Thanksgiving!!
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3.8/5 (39 votes)

Submitted by: mrspimpette333
You know what I dream about when I dream about Thanksgiving? I dream I eat so much food that all the deliciousness rushes to my stomach and I pass out on the table
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3.6/5 (23 votes)

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I'm spending time with my family for Thanksgiving ... you must be an orphan if you're online...
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2.6/5 (13 votes)

Submitted by: Z
He laid her on the table
So white clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat
He rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and then her breast
And then drooling felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set,
He gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide... he looked inside
All was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms...
And then he stuffed the turkey.
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4.1/5 (116 votes)

Submitted by: hiperactivachica
Hey %n! It's %t, where is YOUR turkey? I'm eatin mine so stop wasting time and eat that turkey!
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2.6/5 (9 votes)

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Save the turkeys. Eat cow.
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3.0/5 (16 votes)

Submitted by: tommyhorse17
Got turkey?
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2.9/5 (15 votes)

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