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Category: Funny
Message: 10 Reasons to Date a Hockey Player
1. They always wear protection
2. They have great hands
3. They are used to scoring
4. They have great stamina
5. They find the opening and get it in
6. They never miss the target
7. They know how to use their wood
8. They have long sticks
9.They know when to play rough
10. Because baseball players only know how to hit balls.
Submitted By: DuckyHockey02

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What is you are riding in your car in florida and a cloud that is shaped like a horse goes by? You get a craving for french fries! But you cant have any french fries because your not in france. where french fries even invented in france?
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Submitted by: AnGeLfAcE9438821
How many toes does a fish have how many wings on a cow i wonderyup i wonder!
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Submitted by: ull have to guess!
Submitting my query.
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Submitted by: kasheyeyyyy
The cheese sat next to the banana!!!!!
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Submitted by: llamallama duk11
I see london, I see france. I see %n's underpants!
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Submitted by: ScHiZoFrEnIaK
Goat fries with cheese!!! Always Good!
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2.3/5 (121 votes)

Submitted by: Josh
Hows your bowling arm!?!
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Submitted by: Josh
Mini me stop humping the friggin "laser" BB after i control this damn clone
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Submitted by: (_8^(l)
Hey,I'm a silly peanut who's gonna be turned into peanut butter, and I like noodles. What does this all mean? ...POOF...I'm gone!
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Submitted by: spoiledrottenva
Fish on a stick or fish stick? U decide
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Purple monkeys r coming.purple monkeys r coming ...HIDE....
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Submitted by: jay69mn
How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?...Wait I just thought of something that would be good for making...ooooooooo something shiny!!!
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