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Message: This is a sad and funny away message. The sad thing is you're IMing me expecting me to read your message and return. The funny thing is that I'm at my computer desk laughing the whole thing up right now.
Submitted By: buddahstheman3

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::Break dancing with my mini-me::
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3.1/5 (167 votes)

Submitted by: Ashez
If you're going down the highway, and you lose a foot, what day does the mad cow get drowned in the hogs shoe??
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3.1/5 (100 votes)

Submitted by: watsmyname77
Hope is a good thing, perhaps the best of things and no good thing ever dies, except my dog scruffy, he got hit by a car.
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Submitted by: Iluvcrazypeople
When you walk, always carry two sacks so that way if anyone asks you for a hand you can say, sorry, got these sacks.
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3.2/5 (405 votes)

Submitted by: Iluvcrazypeople
Ghghghghghhghghghfhfhffhhfhffhhffjjffjjfjffjfjfjdkghdk sorry I'm playing chopsticks on the second row of my keyboard.
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3.2/5 (111 votes)

Submitted by: Jen Bec
If you're in a hurricane and a tree falls, what sound does a cow make on the 4th of July in a blizzard?
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3.3/5 (421 votes)

Submitted by: pan0698
Chasing little green midgets in tu-tus around with a rabid turkey sandwich, be back when pigs fly.
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3.5/5 (382 votes)

Submitted by: higingitsemilyPISS
Dont you wish you knew.
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3.6/5 (644 votes)

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If youre paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Icecream doesn't have bones!!!
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3.8/5 (2624 votes)

Submitted by: Lesley
You see, the problem here is that my little brother this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave and uh my grandmother dropped acid and she freaked out and hi-jacked a school bus full of penguins so you see it’s kind of a family crisis so…come back later?.
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3.8/5 (908 votes)

Submitted by: Person
I'm after the monkeys who stole my underwear last night...I'll be back as soon as I run over them with my Barbie Car....
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3.8/5 (602 votes)

Submitted by: PiNkPaNtHeR1878
Killing gnomes with sporks!
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3.8/5 (619 votes)

Submitted by: laurabellz2006



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