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Message: When you were born you were crying and everyone around you was smiling make it through life so that when you die you will be smiling and everyone around you will be crying.
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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?...Wait I just thought of something that would be good for making...ooooooooo something shiny!!!
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2.5/5 (95 votes)

Submitted by: ~**Van Hall**~
If you're going down the highway, and you lose a foot, what day does the mad cow get drowned in the hogs shoe??
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3.1/5 (100 votes)

Submitted by: watsmyname77
Ghghghghghhghghghfhfhffhhfhffhhffjjffjjfjffjfjfjdkghdk sorry I'm playing chopsticks on the second row of my keyboard.
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3.2/5 (111 votes)

Submitted by: Jen Bec
The cheese sat next to the banana!!!!!
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2.1/5 (112 votes)

Submitted by: llamallama duk11
Goat fries with cheese!!! Always Good!
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2.3/5 (121 votes)

Submitted by: Josh
Fish on a stick or fish stick? U decide
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2.5/5 (130 votes)

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Hows your bowling arm!?!
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2.4/5 (135 votes)

Submitted by: Josh
Submitting my query.
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2.0/5 (140 votes)

Submitted by: kasheyeyyyy
Hey,I'm a silly peanut who's gonna be turned into peanut butter, and I like noodles. What does this all mean? ...POOF...I'm gone!
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2.5/5 (146 votes)

Submitted by: spoiledrottenva
Watch out for the gopher!!! He will turn you into blue pancakes...
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2.9/5 (151 votes)

Submitted by: GreekCutie036
I lost my pants and someone stole my underwear.
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3.0/5 (152 votes)

Submitted by: lostchild236
I see london, I see france. I see %n's underpants!
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2.2/5 (154 votes)

Submitted by: ScHiZoFrEnIaK

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