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Category: Easter
Message: I am out right now looking for easter eggs! I am a little slow I can't seem to find them!
Submitted By: bowlingrack

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?...Wait I just thought of something that would be good for making...ooooooooo something shiny!!!
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2.5/5 (95 votes)

Submitted by: ~**Van Hall**~
If you're going down the highway, and you lose a foot, what day does the mad cow get drowned in the hogs shoe??
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3.1/5 (100 votes)

Submitted by: watsmyname77
Ghghghghghhghghghfhfhffhhfhffhhffjjffjjfjffjfjfjdkghdk sorry I'm playing chopsticks on the second row of my keyboard.
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3.2/5 (111 votes)

Submitted by: Jen Bec
The cheese sat next to the banana!!!!!
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2.1/5 (112 votes)

Submitted by: llamallama duk11
Goat fries with cheese!!! Always Good!
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2.3/5 (121 votes)

Submitted by: Josh
Fish on a stick or fish stick? U decide
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2.5/5 (130 votes)

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Hows your bowling arm!?!
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2.4/5 (135 votes)

Submitted by: Josh
Submitting my query.
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2.0/5 (140 votes)

Submitted by: kasheyeyyyy
Hey,I'm a silly peanut who's gonna be turned into peanut butter, and I like noodles. What does this all mean? ...POOF...I'm gone!
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2.5/5 (146 votes)

Submitted by: spoiledrottenva
Watch out for the gopher!!! He will turn you into blue pancakes...
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2.9/5 (151 votes)

Submitted by: GreekCutie036
I lost my pants and someone stole my underwear.
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3.0/5 (152 votes)

Submitted by: lostchild236
I see london, I see france. I see %n's underpants!
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2.2/5 (154 votes)

Submitted by: ScHiZoFrEnIaK

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