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Message: Im away from the computer rigt now... so stop IM'ing me or else you will have a whole screen with your own IM's.
Submitted By: lilShauty4U

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Hope is a good thing, perhaps the best of things and no good thing ever dies, except my dog scruffy, he got hit by a car.
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3.2/5 (349 votes)

Submitted by: Iluvcrazypeople
I couldn't think of an away message.
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3.1/5 (340 votes)

Submitted by: MB0734
*sings* "I don't wanna be a chicken....I don't wanna be a duck....so kiss my ass...I don't wanna be a chicken....I don't wanna be a duck......so kiss my ass..." Hey, Don't you see I am in the middle of something very important..Now leave your message and begone! *sings* "I don't wanna be a chicken....I don't wanna be a duck....so kiss my ass"
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2.6/5 (267 votes)

Submitted by: flirtybebe2
If you are climbing up a tree and the power goes out how many toes can a monkey eat? Zero cats only have 1 tail.
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3.1/5 (232 votes)

Submitted by: Casa Penick
I've got a lovely bunch of coconutsThere they are a-standing in a row...Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head...
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3.0/5 (215 votes)

Submitted by: sendekYO
Hip..hiphop....hip hopapotomus
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2.8/5 (214 votes)

Submitted by: 007 and a quarter
How many toes does a fish have how many wings on a cow i wonderyup i wonder!
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1.8/5 (212 votes)

Submitted by: ull have to guess!
Not the leprachans again!!! They are back, they are back! Get away! Hide your pets! They are back!
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3.1/5 (196 votes)

Submitted by: Pinkpanther
Purple monkeys r coming.purple monkeys r coming ...HIDE....
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2.5/5 (174 votes)

Submitted by: jay69mn
Never walk with both hands in your pockets. You figure out why.
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3.1/5 (170 votes)

Submitted by: claire
::Break dancing with my mini-me::
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3.1/5 (167 votes)

Submitted by: Ashez
Mini me stop humping the friggin "laser" BB after i control this damn clone
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2.4/5 (156 votes)

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