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Category: BabySitting
Message: Babysitting! I'll be back when I finish tying the kids to a chair!! TTYL!!
Submitted By: Ashtonluvr99

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2/3 of the world's eggplant is from New Jersey
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2.7/5 (155 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
I'm sittin on a couch eating a potato. Does that make me a couch potato?
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2.7/5 (155 votes)

Submitted by: SwTPiNaY
I see london, I see france. I see %n's underpants!
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2.2/5 (154 votes)

Submitted by: ScHiZoFrEnIaK
I lost my pants and someone stole my underwear.
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3.0/5 (152 votes)

Submitted by: lostchild236
Watch out for the gopher!!! He will turn you into blue pancakes...
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2.9/5 (151 votes)

Submitted by: GreekCutie036
Hey,I'm a silly peanut who's gonna be turned into peanut butter, and I like noodles. What does this all mean? ...POOF...I'm gone!
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2.5/5 (146 votes)

Submitted by: spoiledrottenva
Submitting my query.
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2.0/5 (140 votes)

Submitted by: kasheyeyyyy
Hows your bowling arm!?!
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2.4/5 (135 votes)

Submitted by: Josh
Fish on a stick or fish stick? U decide
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2.5/5 (130 votes)

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Goat fries with cheese!!! Always Good!
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2.3/5 (121 votes)

Submitted by: Josh
The cheese sat next to the banana!!!!!
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2.1/5 (112 votes)

Submitted by: llamallama duk11
Ghghghghghhghghghfhfhffhhfhffhhffjjffjjfjffjfjfjdkghdk sorry I'm playing chopsticks on the second row of my keyboard.
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3.2/5 (111 votes)

Submitted by: Jen Bec



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