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Message: Yesterday, scientists for the FDA suggested that men take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis revealing the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were given 6 cans of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
Submitted By: IndigoFlo

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Valentine's Day Away Messages

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Love is in the air, I can smell it.
o0o0 wait, I don't think that's love.
I think it was my butt.
Happy Valentines Day! brb
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1.7/5 (86 votes)

Submitted by: o0o0o0o0o ducks rule! <3
Will you be my valentine?
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1.9/5 (156 votes)

Submitted by: ValentineShortie
I know that you are the one and that we will have fun in the sun eating hot dag buns and we will never be done because our love has just begun!!!
Happy valentines day
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1.9/5 (79 votes)

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I love you like a corn loves the cob!!!
Happy valentines day
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2.0/5 (71 votes)

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Maybe I deserve, for you to leave me..
I know one day you will see..
Maybe I deserve, for you to cheat on me
Thus, our love couldn't be...
Maybe I deserve, someone better; beter for me.
This Valentine's Day,or the next...
We will see if our love is truly anything but sex... Happy Valentines Day!!!
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2.1/5 (29 votes)

Submitted by: DjLitheium
<3 L <3
<3 O <3
<3 V <3
<3 E <3
<3
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2.1/5 (27 votes)

Submitted by: december
If I promise to love you will you love me?
If I know you love me and I ask you out will you love me?
Lets find out on Valentine's Day
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2.4/5 (57 votes)

Submitted by: gossupgirl411
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy a little kiss?
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2.4/5 (90 votes)

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Screen-150$
mouse-15$
key board-35$
monitor-1000
speekers-25$
%n-priceless
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2.4/5 (46 votes)

Submitted by: GCrox4eva100
I am Away trying to think of a reason to escape from my Valentine....
Happy Valentine's Day!!
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2.4/5 (13 votes)

Submitted by: Unknown
Cupid here. I have to get ready for Valentines day so I won't get fired.
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2.5/5 (33 votes)

Submitted by: QT
Love is a decision not an emotion or feeling,
that if made from the heart will outlast anything...
~Raul and Samantha Juarez
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2.7/5 (49 votes)

Submitted by: K

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