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You know what's great? Getting roses for Valentine's day. Maybe even just one. Or something really sweet that you treasure from the one you love. Yea, that's how I'd like my day to go....
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3.7/5 (26 votes)

Submitted by: bballchick2412
Valentines day is either of these two things
1) crying in the bathroom because your boyfriend left u
OR
2) making love in the bathroom
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3.7/5 (49 votes)

Submitted by: bulldogbabe7ct
(`. ) * I will love you forever
`.(`. ) and ever and ever till my
*`.* heart runs dry.
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3.7/5 (34 votes)

Submitted by: KINGOFALL69
Box of chocolates: $14
A dozen roses: $39.99
teddy bear: $13
Love: price-less
Happy Valentines day!!
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3.8/5 (158 votes)

Submitted by: horsebabe
It's amazing how feelings can change so fast. I don't love you yet, but I know that we will last. Holding your hand means so much, what means most is just your touch. Wanting to be with you, not knowing if you want to be with me too. I pray up to heaven that we will be together, hopefully cupid with bring us together forever. Happy Valentines Day
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3.8/5 (45 votes)

Submitted by: tonysgirl
Dinner for two - $75
Tiffany & CO. Ring - $495
Knowing that I don't have to spend that this year!!! - PRICELESS
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3.8/5 (63 votes)

Submitted by: Midget3785
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. Happy Valentine's Day!
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3.9/5 (127 votes)

Submitted by: sExImOnKeY319
Roses are red, Violets are blue, all I want on Valentines Day is to just be with you
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3.9/5 (155 votes)

Submitted by: scoobydoorulz86
I am Sweet
and you are sour
so just shut up
and give me a flower!
Happy Valentines day!
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3.9/5 (133 votes)

Submitted by: AdamBrodysgrl
Box of Chocolates: $20.00
Red Roses: $39.99
A heart shaped cake for him/her: $50.00
Love: Priceless
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else, there's ME...
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!
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3.9/5 (136 votes)

Submitted by: djjoshi
I know where I'll be for Valentines Day.
I'll be sitting here, wishing you would come my way.
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3.9/5 (90 votes)

Submitted by: CandyBabe42
Valentine's Day is a day of love
It's a day when you find your true love
A day of hearts and yummy candies
A day when Cupid hits you with a love arrow
A day when you find your Valentine
Will you be mine?
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3.9/5 (67 votes)

Submitted by: laughingqueen518



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