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Category: Funny
Message: 10 Reasons to Date a Hockey Player
1. They always wear protection
2. They have great hands
3. They are used to scoring
4. They have great stamina
5. They find the opening and get it in
6. They never miss the target
7. They know how to use their wood
8. They have long sticks
9.They know when to play rough
10. Because baseball players only know how to hit balls.
Submitted By: DuckyHockey02

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As I'm turning into a sexy b*tch you are sitting there eating a bag of chips with a sexy b*tch like me on it! Now you know why I'm at the gym.
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2.6/5 (94 votes)

Submitted by: footballchic8233
I'm out sweating like a prostitue in church!
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2.5/5 (126 votes)

Submitted by: lovely4581
I'm A Lean Mean Swimmin' Machine!!Leave A Message!
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2.4/5 (77 votes)

Submitted by: some1
Everyone says, "Yeah hes been working out...his jaw! He is huge!"
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2.2/5 (54 votes)

Submitted by: Tyler Henson
I'm turning into a lean mean fightin machine right now, BUT I'LL BE BACK
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2.1/5 (107 votes)

Submitted by: xavier
At the gym, so I stay slim, even when the lights are not so dim
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2.0/5 (122 votes)

Submitted by: killabean
I just back from a run and I'm all sweaty.
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1.3/5 (288 votes)

Submitted by: lessthanblink619



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