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Category: NewYears
Message: My New Years resolution is to not spend so much time on the computer and to not drink as much... well, at least the computer part is still intact until tomorrow.
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Roses are red
violets are blue
I am working out
and maybe you should be too
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3.3/5 (39 votes)

Submitted by: agahfdk
Everyone says, "Yeah hes been working out...his jaw! He is huge!"
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2.2/5 (54 votes)

Submitted by: Tyler Henson
I have the body of a god.... unfortunately its Buddha. At the gym.
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4.1/5 (298 votes)

Submitted by: nolesluver36
I am away getting buff... you could come over and watch but you need tickets to THIS gun show!
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3.7/5 (464 votes)

Submitted by: BadstBtchUkno69
Im sweating like R. Kelly at a girl scout meeting!
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3.7/5 (617 votes)

Submitted by: crazydazzle
Working the butter off these buns8-) (I am out running)
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3.2/5 (87 votes)

Submitted by: StephBGSU1
Trying to turn this flab into fab...okay so maybe it's closer to flab light, but I'll get there one day.
I'm working out...leave a message.
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3.2/5 (66 votes)

Submitted by: Kadybug76
This work out isn't working out
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3.2/5 (79 votes)

Submitted by: booma13323
"You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she starting walking 5 miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 90 and we don't know where the hell she is!"You gotta stay in shape!! Thats why I am at dance!!
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3.2/5 (147 votes)

Submitted by: danceRchic11188
Exercise gives you endorphins, endorphins make you happy and happy people just don't kill their husbands.--Legally Blonde
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3.6/5 (228 votes)

Submitted by: blueeyesub
I'm turning into a lean mean fightin machine right now, BUT I'LL BE BACK
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2.1/5 (107 votes)

Submitted by: xavier
My back aches, my pants to tight, my booty shakes from left to right, my songs are on, and now you know why I am at the gym! Be back in an hour!
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2.9/5 (62 votes)

Submitted by: sweeetpea89

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