AIM Away Messages
Away Messages
Navigate
Links

Away Message of the Moment

Category: Funny
Message: There was a cub, a cardinal, a yankee and a red sox player on top of a cliff. The cub player said "this is for my team" and jumped off of the cliff. The cardinal player wanted to be a better person so he said "this is for my team" and ran then flipped off of the cliff. The yankee and the red sox player looked at each other both thinking "i don't really wanna die". But after a long period of waiting, the red sox player goes, "you know what, this is for my team" and pushed the yankee player of the cliff!
Submitted By: youll neva know!

Search

Working Out Away Messages

Sort by: Newest  Ranking  Votes 
Im out sweating like a porn star.
  • Currently 2.91/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
2.9/5 (101 votes)

Submitted by: BossHogg
I am in shape...round is a shape!
  • Currently 3.60/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.6/5 (256 votes)

Submitted by: princess
I'm out sweating like a prostitue in church!
  • Currently 2.53/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
2.5/5 (126 votes)

Submitted by: lovely4581
~Shootin hoops w/ myself...damn i'm good!!! ;) ttyl
  • Currently 2.89/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
2.9/5 (70 votes)

Submitted by: xXbball32chicXx
I am not here because I am stuck under all my weights.
  • Currently 3.29/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.3/5 (138 votes)

Submitted by: jo dan72
Wet....Stroke....Stroke....Swallow....Choke.....You guessed it, I've gone swimming for the moment! Pervert!
  • Currently 3.62/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.6/5 (282 votes)

Submitted by: LittleKitty
I just back from a run and I'm all sweaty.
  • Currently 1.33/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
1.3/5 (288 votes)

Submitted by: lessthanblink619
I'm out getting myself a six pack. No, not beer you idiot! ABS!!!
  • Currently 3.56/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.6/5 (337 votes)

Submitted by: MattZchiC4EVA
As I'm turning into a sexy b*tch you are sitting there eating a bag of chips with a sexy b*tch like me on it! Now you know why I'm at the gym.
  • Currently 2.59/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
2.6/5 (94 votes)

Submitted by: footballchic8233
I'm getting all hot and sweaty....at the gym. Leave one.
  • Currently 3.18/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.2/5 (115 votes)

Submitted by: Rainmaker2439
Hey, I may be a little overweight, but youre ugly. So I'm transforming into a hot chick naturally while you need plastic surgery.
  • Currently 3.73/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.7/5 (323 votes)

Submitted by: tkf2k
I'm A Lean Mean Swimmin' Machine!!Leave A Message!
  • Currently 2.38/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
2.4/5 (77 votes)

Submitted by: some1

 2 3 Next » 
« Home


©2002-2018 Binary Inertia LLC
All rights reserved
We are in no way affiliated with AOL(R)