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Category: Annoying
Message: Did you just say that they are making us think the thought that we thought before we even thunk it? Or maybe you just mis-understood and they really said that we are thinking about the thoughts of the person who is next to us and what they are thinking is what we just thunk?!?!?!?! WAIT!!! Now I am confused!!!! Why don't you try to sort out my many problems until I get back. ;)
Submitted By: Umm IDunno328

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Yo Momma is so fat she walked out in high heels and came back in flip flops.
  • Currently 3.79/5
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3.8/5 (789 votes)

Submitted by: Barrett
Yo mama so dumb she stared at da orange juice bottle cause it said concentrate
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3.8/5 (777 votes)

Submitted by: the guy
Yo' Momma's So Fat When her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.
  • Currently 3.82/5
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3.8/5 (736 votes)

Submitted by: LilSportyBaby06
Yo momma's so fat that when she goes outside in her yellow jacket people say "Look it's the magic school bus!!!"
  • Currently 3.77/5
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3.8/5 (471 votes)

Submitted by: Gabriella
Yo Mama so fat she went into a zoo and a zookeeper said, "Oh boy...another elephant got out!"
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3.8/5 (396 votes)

Submitted by: Tyler Henson
Yo mommas so fat, she has to use a matress for a tampon.
  • Currently 3.78/5
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3.8/5 (503 votes)

Submitted by: iluvmymojomonkey
Yo Momma so dumb she tried to drown a fish.
  • Currently 3.85/5
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3.8/5 (592 votes)

Submitted by: Wbdrew7
Yo momma is so fat she has more rolls than the bakery
  • Currently 3.82/5
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3.8/5 (305 votes)

Submitted by: balady224
You're mom's so stupid, she got locked up in a super market and starved
  • Currently 3.74/5
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3.7/5 (650 votes)

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to wal-mart she tripped over k-mart and hit target!!!!:-D
  • Currently 3.71/5
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3.7/5 (606 votes)

Submitted by: slpiknot3it
Yo Momma so fat, when she went to swim in the ocean she said "Oops I'm in the kiddy pool!"
  • Currently 3.66/5
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3.7/5 (340 votes)

Submitted by: SNSshine123
Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a dollar and made change.
  • Currently 3.68/5
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3.7/5 (351 votes)

Submitted by: TheNmbr21

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