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Message: My friend I need you now-
Please take me by the hand.
Stand by me in my hour of need,
Take time to understand.
Take my hand,dear friend,
and lead me from this place.
Chase away my doubts and fears,
Wipe the tears from off my face.
Friend,I cannot stand alone.
I need your hand to hold,
The warmth of your gentle touch
In my world that's grown so cold.
Please be a friend to me
And hold me day by day.
Because with your loving hand in mine,
I know we'll find the day.
Submitted By: Volleygrl2008

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I thought you were ugly ... and then I met your mama
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3.5/5 (373 votes)

Submitted by: richie
Yo Momma's so ugly on Halloween, people go as her.
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3.5/5 (270 votes)

Submitted by: LilSportyBaby06
Yo Momma so fat she stepped on da scale and and it said to be continued...
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3.5/5 (348 votes)

Submitted by: me
Yo mamma's so fat she fell in love and broke it
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3.5/5 (351 votes)

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Yo Mama's so fat, when she stepped onto the scale it said "to infinity and beyond!"
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3.5/5 (308 votes)

Submitted by: CaLbaTr00se
Yo momma's so fat, she walked in front of the t.v and I missed a whole series of friends!
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3.5/5 (228 votes)

Submitted by: x~peaches~x
Your Mammas so poor I saw her walking done the street with a pig in her hand and I asked."Where'd you get that from." and the pig said I won her in a raffle!!
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3.5/5 (187 votes)

Submitted by: *Tiny Bubbles*
Yo momma so poor I went into her house to ask if I could use the bathroom and she said, "Just pick a corner"
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3.5/5 (174 votes)

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Yo Mamma's so fat it takes two busses and a train to get on her good side.
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3.4/5 (203 votes)

Submitted by: Bran10x
Yo mamma is like a brick, flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans!
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3.4/5 (326 votes)

Submitted by: noodlemcdude13
Yo momma is so fat, she's taller sideways.
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3.4/5 (232 votes)

Submitted by: babe101
Yo mama's so fat, she don't wear a g-string, she wears an abcdefg-string
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3.4/5 (240 votes)

Submitted by: tyler nolan

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