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Message: I wish I was Barbie,that b*tch gets everything
Submitted By: Cutelilme

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Yo mama so short she saw a baby and thought it was shaq
  • Currently 3.15/5
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3.2/5 (165 votes)

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Yo momma's lips so big, chapstick had to invent a spray.
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3.2/5 (157 votes)

Submitted by: cosse
Yo momma's got one big boob an one small boob..they call her biggie smalls!
  • Currently 3.07/5
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3.1/5 (204 votes)

Submitted by: im_not_ok3
Yo Momma so dumb, she sat on the TV to watch the couch
  • Currently 2.86/5
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2.9/5 (320 votes)

Submitted by: me
Yo momma's so fat, she uses the pacific ocean to take a bath.
  • Currently 2.88/5
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2.9/5 (206 votes)

Submitted by: dfkgndjf
Yo Momma's so horny, when she found out Winnie the Pooh had no pants, she a got a boner.
  • Currently 2.83/5
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2.8/5 (263 votes)

Submitted by: ben66062
Yo Mamma so stupid that she went to Dr. Dre for liposuction.
  • Currently 2.66/5
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2.7/5 (238 votes)

Submitted by: SugerSweetyXo
Yo mommas head is so small she has to use a tea bag as a pillow!
  • Currently 2.68/5
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2.7/5 (157 votes)

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Yo Momma so stupid her favorite color is clear.
  • Currently 2.63/5
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2.6/5 (278 votes)

Submitted by: Nimrod332
Yo momma is a master rapper......a master burrito rapper!
  • Currently 2.63/5
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2.6/5 (196 votes)

Submitted by: Snkjak420
I'm not here... but yo mama is ;-)
  • Currently 2.36/5
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2.4/5 (372 votes)

Submitted by: YoMamasKing
Yo momma so greasy they hired her at the cinima to put the butter on the popcorn!
  • Currently 2.16/5
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2.2/5 (452 votes)

Submitted by: noturmomma

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