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Message: The tree outside looks lonely, I am gonna go give it a hug! :)
Submitted By: blondie momento

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Your momma is so retarded she got stabbed in a shootout.
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3.2/5 (282 votes)

Submitted by: zzzanny
Yo Momma so fat her tanning bed was Mexico!
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3.2/5 (235 votes)

Submitted by: SkItTlEz
Yo mama so short she saw a baby and thought it was shaq
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3.2/5 (165 votes)

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Yo momma's lips so big, chapstick had to invent a spray.
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3.2/5 (157 votes)

Submitted by: cosse
Yo mama's so fat she has her own zipcode
  • Currently 3.33/5
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3.3/5 (252 votes)

Submitted by: lessthanjake705
Yo Momma is like a doornob, everyone gets a turn.
  • Currently 3.33/5
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3.3/5 (267 votes)

Submitted by: sk8r888
Yo Mamma so fat that when the school bus drives by she yells STOP THAT TWINKIE!
  • Currently 3.26/5
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3.3/5 (374 votes)

Submitted by: LAURN
Yo momma's so fat that when she jumped for joy she got stuck!
  • Currently 3.30/5
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3.3/5 (195 votes)

Submitted by: wananoe
Yo Mamma's so fat it takes two busses and a train to get on her good side.
  • Currently 3.35/5
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3.4/5 (203 votes)

Submitted by: Bran10x
Yo mamma is like a brick, flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans!
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3.4/5 (326 votes)

Submitted by: noodlemcdude13
Yo momma is so fat, she's taller sideways.
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3.4/5 (232 votes)

Submitted by: babe101
Yo mama's so fat, she don't wear a g-string, she wears an abcdefg-string
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3.4/5 (240 votes)

Submitted by: tyler nolan

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