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Category: Thanksgiving
Message: He laid her on the table
So white clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat
He rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and then her breast
And then drooling felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set,
He gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide... he looked inside
All was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms...
And then he stuffed the turkey.
Submitted By: hiperactivachica

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Yo momma is so stupid she yelled in a envelope trying to send voice mail.
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4.4/5 (988 votes)

Submitted by: bucko66209
Yo Momma is so Fat she fell on the sidewalk... I didnt wanna laugh... but the ground was crackin up!!!
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4.2/5 (1041 votes)

Submitted by: Riley anne
Yo mommas so dumb she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go!
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4.1/5 (796 votes)

Submitted by: Englishbarnbrat9
Yo mama is so stupid when she was drivin to Disneyland she saw a sign that said Disneyland left. so she turned around and went home.
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4.1/5 (862 votes)

Submitted by: maxsuarez
Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please.
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3.9/5 (966 votes)

Submitted by: someone
Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves
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3.9/5 (991 votes)

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Yo mama so dumb she sold her car for gas money
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3.9/5 (993 votes)

Submitted by: this sexi grl
Yo Mama's so fat, she got baptized at Sea World.
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3.9/5 (804 votes)

Submitted by: CaLbaTr00se
Yo Mama's so poor, when I was asking why she was banging on the dumpster she said, "My kids locked me out."
  • Currently 3.88/5
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3.9/5 (810 votes)

Submitted by: CaLbaTr00se
Yo mama's so fat when she ordered a water bed they layed a blanket on the Pacific Ocean
  • Currently 3.93/5
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3.9/5 (805 votes)

Submitted by: FunleyMonky675
Yo mama so dumb that when I said "christmas is just around the corner" she went looking for it!
  • Currently 3.88/5
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3.9/5 (478 votes)

Submitted by: GreendayObsessed
Your mom is so stupid, I said it's chilly outside, your mom ran outside wit a bowl and a spoon and asked where??
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3.8/5 (603 votes)

Submitted by: mENV4life02

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