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Message: I wander through this glassy surface expecting to find more than me, but what I am without a purpose is a lone mirage to see...
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Yo Momma Away Messages

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Yo momma is so poor I saw her walking down the street and I asked her did you loose a shoe? and she naw I just found one!
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3.4/5 (202 votes)

Submitted by: KELLY C iS AWSM
Yo mommas so poor the last time she smelled a warm meal was when a rich guy farted!
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3.6/5 (188 votes)

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Yo momma is so ugly when I brought her to the zoo they said thanks for bringing her back
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3.6/5 (197 votes)

Submitted by: jrod
Yo mama is so stupid when she was drivin to Disneyland she saw a sign that said Disneyland left. so she turned around and went home.
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4.1/5 (862 votes)

Submitted by: maxsuarez
Yo momma so poor I went into her house to ask if I could use the bathroom and she said, "Just pick a corner"
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3.5/5 (174 votes)

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Yo mama so short she saw a baby and thought it was shaq
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3.2/5 (165 votes)

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Yo Momma so hairy you almost died of rug burn when you were born!
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3.7/5 (219 votes)

Submitted by: spanther
Yo Momma so dumb she tried to drown a fish.
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3.8/5 (592 votes)

Submitted by: Wbdrew7
Yo Momma is so fat that her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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3.7/5 (287 votes)

Submitted by: m10maradona
Yo mamma's like a shotgun, one cock and she blows.
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3.7/5 (351 votes)

Submitted by: iampetey1117
Yo mommas so fat, she has to use a matress for a tampon.
  • Currently 3.78/5
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3.8/5 (503 votes)

Submitted by: iluvmymojomonkey
Yo mamma so stupid, it took her two hours to watch 60 minutes
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3.7/5 (288 votes)

Submitted by: Robert

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