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Message: "Truth is the perception of reality, whereas reality is the perception of the truth" ~ Anonymous
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Yo Momma Away Messages

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Yo Momma so fat, when she went to swim in the ocean she said "Oops I'm in the kiddy pool!"
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3.7/5 (340 votes)

Submitted by: SNSshine123
Yo mama's so fat she has her own zipcode
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3.3/5 (252 votes)

Submitted by: lessthanjake705
Yo momma's so fat that when she goes outside in her yellow jacket people say "Look it's the magic school bus!!!"
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3.8/5 (471 votes)

Submitted by: Gabriella
Yo Momma so dumb, she sat on the TV to watch the couch
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2.9/5 (320 votes)

Submitted by: me
Yo mama so dumb she stared at da orange juice bottle cause it said concentrate
  • Currently 3.76/5
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3.8/5 (777 votes)

Submitted by: the guy
Your momma is so retarded she got stabbed in a shootout.
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3.2/5 (282 votes)

Submitted by: zzzanny
Yo Mamma so fat that when the school bus drives by she yells STOP THAT TWINKIE!
  • Currently 3.26/5
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3.3/5 (374 votes)

Submitted by: LAURN
Yo mamma's so stupid, she jumped off a boat and missed the water.
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3.6/5 (336 votes)

Submitted by: someone special
Yo momma so greasy they hired her at the cinima to put the butter on the popcorn!
  • Currently 2.16/5
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2.2/5 (452 votes)

Submitted by: noturmomma
Yo Momma so fat she stepped on da scale and and it said to be continued...
  • Currently 3.52/5
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3.5/5 (348 votes)

Submitted by: me
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his name to Beaver.
  • Currently 3.63/5
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3.6/5 (451 votes)

Submitted by: K-Dawg
Yo' Momma's So Fat When her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.
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3.8/5 (736 votes)

Submitted by: LilSportyBaby06

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