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Message: If we could shrink the earth's population to a town of precisely 100 people, with all the existing human ratios remaining the same, there would be: 57 Asians 21 Europeans 14 from the Western Hemisphere 8 Africans 52 Females; 48 Males 70 Non-white; 30 Whites 70 Non Christian; 30 Christian 89 Heterosexual; 11 Homosexual 59% OF the entire world's wealth would be in the hands of only 6 people and those 6 are citizens of the US 80 would live in substandard living 70 would be unable to read 50 would suffer from malnutrition 1 would be near death 1 would be near birth 1 would have a college education 1 would own a computer So, when one considers our world from such a compressed perspective, the need for both acceptance and understanding becomes glaringly apparent.
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You're mom's so stupid, she got locked up in a super market and starved
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3.7/5 (650 votes)

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to wal-mart she tripped over k-mart and hit target!!!!:-D
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3.7/5 (606 votes)

Submitted by: slpiknot3it
Your mom is so stupid, I said it's chilly outside, your mom ran outside wit a bowl and a spoon and asked where??
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3.8/5 (603 votes)

Submitted by: mENV4life02
Yo' mama so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself!
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3.2/5 (259 votes)

Submitted by: yo momma
Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out....
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3.6/5 (391 votes)

Submitted by: PaCsUnBaBe135
Yo Momma is so fat she walked out in high heels and came back in flip flops.
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3.8/5 (789 votes)

Submitted by: Barrett
Your mama is so fat she jumped in to the ocean and the whales stated to sing we are family.
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3.6/5 (399 votes)

Submitted by: puppylove
Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please.
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3.9/5 (966 votes)

Submitted by: someone
I'm not here... but yo mama is ;-)
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2.4/5 (373 votes)

Submitted by: YoMamasKing
I thought you were ugly ... and then I met your mama
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3.5/5 (373 votes)

Submitted by: richie
Yo Mamma is like a hockey playa, she doesnt changer her pads for 3 periods!
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3.2/5 (345 votes)

Submitted by: StLouie246
Yo Momma's so ugly on Halloween, people go as her.
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3.5/5 (270 votes)

Submitted by: LilSportyBaby06

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