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Message: gravity's pullin' me...+gravity by delirious+
Submitted By: nvypilot2012

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Yo Momma Away Messages

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Yo momma is so poor I saw her walking down the street and I asked her did you loose a shoe? and she naw I just found one!
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3.4/5 (202 votes)

Submitted by: KELLY C iS AWSM
Yo Mamma's so fat it takes two busses and a train to get on her good side.
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3.4/5 (203 votes)

Submitted by: Bran10x
Yo momma's got one big boob an one small boob..they call her biggie smalls!
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3.1/5 (204 votes)

Submitted by: im_not_ok3
Yo momma's so fat, she uses the pacific ocean to take a bath.
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2.9/5 (206 votes)

Submitted by: dfkgndjf
Yo Momma so hairy you almost died of rug burn when you were born!
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3.7/5 (219 votes)

Submitted by: spanther
Yo momma's so fat, she walked in front of the t.v and I missed a whole series of friends!
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3.5/5 (228 votes)

Submitted by: x~peaches~x
Yo momma is so fat, she's taller sideways.
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3.4/5 (232 votes)

Submitted by: babe101
Yo Momma so fat her tanning bed was Mexico!
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3.2/5 (235 votes)

Submitted by: SkItTlEz
Yo Mamma so stupid that she went to Dr. Dre for liposuction.
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2.7/5 (238 votes)

Submitted by: SugerSweetyXo
Yo mama's so fat, she don't wear a g-string, she wears an abcdefg-string
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3.4/5 (240 votes)

Submitted by: tyler nolan
Yo mama's so fat she has her own zipcode
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3.3/5 (252 votes)

Submitted by: lessthanjake705
Yo' mama so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself!
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3.2/5 (259 votes)

Submitted by: yo momma

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