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Message:  gone (gon), adj. 1. departed; left. 2. lost or hopeless. 3. ruined. 5. that has passed away; dead. 6. past 7. weak and... You get the idea.
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Yo momma is so fat that she had to fedex the food to her stomach.
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3.4/5 (156 votes)

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Yo Momma's teeth are soo yellow, when she closes her mouth her stomach Glows!
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3.4/5 (156 votes)

Submitted by: Philly
Yo mommas head is so small she has to use a tea bag as a pillow!
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2.7/5 (157 votes)

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Yo momma's lips so big, chapstick had to invent a spray.
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3.2/5 (157 votes)

Submitted by: cosse
Yo mama so short she saw a baby and thought it was shaq
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3.2/5 (165 votes)

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Yo momma so poor I went into her house to ask if I could use the bathroom and she said, "Just pick a corner"
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3.5/5 (174 votes)

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Your Mammas so poor I saw her walking done the street with a pig in her hand and I asked."Where'd you get that from." and the pig said I won her in a raffle!!
  • Currently 3.46/5
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3.5/5 (187 votes)

Submitted by: *Tiny Bubbles*
Yo mama's legs are like curdled milk, white and chunky
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3.4/5 (188 votes)

Submitted by: TayS
Yo mommas so poor the last time she smelled a warm meal was when a rich guy farted!
  • Currently 3.61/5
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3.6/5 (188 votes)

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Yo momma's so fat that when she jumped for joy she got stuck!
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3.3/5 (195 votes)

Submitted by: wananoe
Yo momma is a master rapper......a master burrito rapper!
  • Currently 2.63/5
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2.6/5 (196 votes)

Submitted by: Snkjak420
Yo momma is so ugly when I brought her to the zoo they said thanks for bringing her back
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3.6/5 (197 votes)

Submitted by: jrod

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