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Category: Christmas
Message: Ho ho ho
Under the mistle toe
Kiss me once kiss me twice
Are you naughty or are you nice?
Submitted By: tinkerbell292929

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Yo Momma Away Messages

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Yo Momma's so horny, when she found out Winnie the Pooh had no pants, she a got a boner.
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2.8/5 (263 votes)

Submitted by: ben66062
Yo Momma is like a doornob, everyone gets a turn.
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3.3/5 (267 votes)

Submitted by: sk8r888
Yo Momma's so ugly on Halloween, people go as her.
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3.5/5 (270 votes)

Submitted by: LilSportyBaby06
Yo Momma so stupid her favorite color is clear.
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2.6/5 (278 votes)

Submitted by: Nimrod332
Your momma is so retarded she got stabbed in a shootout.
  • Currently 3.18/5
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3.2/5 (282 votes)

Submitted by: zzzanny
Yo Momma is so fat that her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
  • Currently 3.66/5
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3.7/5 (287 votes)

Submitted by: m10maradona
Yo mamma so stupid, it took her two hours to watch 60 minutes
  • Currently 3.66/5
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3.7/5 (288 votes)

Submitted by: Robert
Your mammas so stupid she got locked in mattress store and slept on the floor.
  • Currently 3.64/5
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3.6/5 (290 votes)

Submitted by: Bran10x
Yo momma is so fat she has more rolls than the bakery
  • Currently 3.82/5
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3.8/5 (305 votes)

Submitted by: balady224
Yo Mama's so fat, when she stepped onto the scale it said "to infinity and beyond!"
  • Currently 3.55/5
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3.5/5 (308 votes)

Submitted by: CaLbaTr00se
Yo Momma so dumb, she sat on the TV to watch the couch
  • Currently 2.86/5
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2.9/5 (320 votes)

Submitted by: me
Yo mamma is like a brick, flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans!
  • Currently 3.40/5
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3.4/5 (326 votes)

Submitted by: noodlemcdude13

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