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Category: Drinking
Message: A Is for Alochol, B is for beer. For one of those reasons, I am not here.
Submitted By: sunfox2001

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Yo Momma so dumb when she saw a bus with white people in it she said, "Go catch that twinky."
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3.6/5 (331 votes)

Submitted by: sodaboy93
Yo mamma's so stupid, she jumped off a boat and missed the water.
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3.6/5 (336 votes)

Submitted by: someone special
Yo Momma so fat, when she went to swim in the ocean she said "Oops I'm in the kiddy pool!"
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3.7/5 (340 votes)

Submitted by: SNSshine123
Yo Mamma is like a hockey playa, she doesnt changer her pads for 3 periods!
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3.2/5 (345 votes)

Submitted by: StLouie246
Yo Momma so fat she stepped on da scale and and it said to be continued...
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3.5/5 (348 votes)

Submitted by: me
Yo mamma's so fat she fell in love and broke it
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3.5/5 (351 votes)

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Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a dollar and made change.
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3.7/5 (351 votes)

Submitted by: TheNmbr21
Yo mamma's like a shotgun, one cock and she blows.
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3.7/5 (351 votes)

Submitted by: iampetey1117
I'm not here... but yo mama is ;-)
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2.4/5 (373 votes)

Submitted by: YoMamasKing
I thought you were ugly ... and then I met your mama
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3.5/5 (373 votes)

Submitted by: richie
Yo Mamma so fat that when the school bus drives by she yells STOP THAT TWINKIE!
  • Currently 3.26/5
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3.3/5 (374 votes)

Submitted by: LAURN
Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out....
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3.6/5 (391 votes)

Submitted by: PaCsUnBaBe135

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