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Message: You know when you're at a red light and the person next to you moves up a couple inches you are compelled to move forward as well? Are we really making progress towards our destination? "Whew, I thought we were going to be late, but now that I'm nine inches closer I think I'll stop for coffee and a danish!"
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Yo Mama so fat she went into a zoo and a zookeeper said, "Oh boy...another elephant got out!"
  • Currently 3.76/5
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3.8/5 (396 votes)

Submitted by: Tyler Henson
Your mama is so fat she jumped in to the ocean and the whales stated to sing we are family.
  • Currently 3.61/5
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3.6/5 (399 votes)

Submitted by: puppylove
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his name to Beaver.
  • Currently 3.63/5
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3.6/5 (451 votes)

Submitted by: K-Dawg
Yo momma so greasy they hired her at the cinima to put the butter on the popcorn!
  • Currently 2.16/5
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2.2/5 (452 votes)

Submitted by: noturmomma
Yo momma's so fat that when she goes outside in her yellow jacket people say "Look it's the magic school bus!!!"
  • Currently 3.77/5
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3.8/5 (471 votes)

Submitted by: Gabriella
Yo mama so dumb that when I said "christmas is just around the corner" she went looking for it!
  • Currently 3.88/5
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3.9/5 (478 votes)

Submitted by: GreendayObsessed
Yo mommas so fat, she has to use a matress for a tampon.
  • Currently 3.78/5
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3.8/5 (503 votes)

Submitted by: iluvmymojomonkey
Yo Momma so dumb she tried to drown a fish.
  • Currently 3.85/5
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3.8/5 (592 votes)

Submitted by: Wbdrew7
Your mom is so stupid, I said it's chilly outside, your mom ran outside wit a bowl and a spoon and asked where??
  • Currently 3.80/5
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3.8/5 (603 votes)

Submitted by: mENV4life02
Yo mama's so fat that when she went to wal-mart she tripped over k-mart and hit target!!!!:-D
  • Currently 3.71/5
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3.7/5 (606 votes)

Submitted by: slpiknot3it
You're mom's so stupid, she got locked up in a super market and starved
  • Currently 3.74/5
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3.7/5 (650 votes)

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Yo' Momma's So Fat When her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.
  • Currently 3.82/5
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3.8/5 (736 votes)

Submitted by: LilSportyBaby06

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