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Category: Thanksgiving
Message: Im either
a)waiting to stuff my face with food
b)stuffing my face with food
c)stuffing my face with more food
or
d)resting after stuffing my face with food
Happy Thanksgiving!!
Submitted By: mrspimpette333

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Yo Momma is so Fat she fell on the sidewalk... I didnt wanna laugh... but the ground was crackin up!!!
  • Currently 4.23/5
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4.2/5 (1041 votes)

Submitted by: Riley anne
Yo mama so dumb she sold her car for gas money
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3.9/5 (993 votes)

Submitted by: this sexi grl
Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves
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3.9/5 (991 votes)

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Yo momma is so stupid she yelled in a envelope trying to send voice mail.
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4.4/5 (988 votes)

Submitted by: bucko66209
Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please.
  • Currently 3.92/5
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3.9/5 (966 votes)

Submitted by: someone
Yo mama is so stupid when she was drivin to Disneyland she saw a sign that said Disneyland left. so she turned around and went home.
  • Currently 4.13/5
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4.1/5 (862 votes)

Submitted by: maxsuarez
Yo Mama's so poor, when I was asking why she was banging on the dumpster she said, "My kids locked me out."
  • Currently 3.88/5
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3.9/5 (810 votes)

Submitted by: CaLbaTr00se
Yo mama's so fat when she ordered a water bed they layed a blanket on the Pacific Ocean
  • Currently 3.93/5
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3.9/5 (805 votes)

Submitted by: FunleyMonky675
Yo Mama's so fat, she got baptized at Sea World.
  • Currently 3.86/5
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3.9/5 (804 votes)

Submitted by: CaLbaTr00se
Yo mommas so dumb she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go!
  • Currently 4.06/5
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4.1/5 (796 votes)

Submitted by: Englishbarnbrat9
Yo Momma is so fat she walked out in high heels and came back in flip flops.
  • Currently 3.79/5
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3.8/5 (789 votes)

Submitted by: Barrett
Yo mama so dumb she stared at da orange juice bottle cause it said concentrate
  • Currently 3.76/5
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3.8/5 (777 votes)

Submitted by: the guy

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